*****Warning Spoilers. This is not serious.. it’s meant to be taken light heartedly!*******
I’ve notice that some of the guys in The Mortal Instruments have some relationship and love life troubles. So The Herondale Girl is here to help and has put together some advice.
Simon – Simon, you seem to be a bit of a ladies man (or should I say vampire) however things always seem to go wrong for you. You’re new in the game, so you need to take it slow! I know you don’t want to hurt anyone but remember don’t two time anyone (Especially when their werewolves and Shadowhunters with superhuman strength.) Remember just take it slow and you should be fine.
Jace – You always seem to be the unlucky one. First you think your true love is your sister, and then you think you might kill her and then you get bound to Sebastian to do his bidding. You just need to remember to talk! I know tough, strong guys such as yourself don’t usually talk but when you have talked in the past. It did seem to have helped the problem.
Sebastian – Now dude, you have a lot of serious problems (most likely incurable due to your demon blood). I wouldn’t exactly call what you have a relationship but I’ll give you some advice for getting girls to tolerate you (I don’t think I can do much more.)
1. Keep up your calm and not evil façade (amazingly it works.)
2. Don’t attack them whether you think it’s good for them or not!
3. Pick someone else other than you biological sister!
I hope that helped. I should be giving you part 2 in the next few days.